OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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