Sry I called you an 8
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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