When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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