no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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