The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
