Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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