i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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