I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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