But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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