I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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