what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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