"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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