i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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