scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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