HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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