no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Mom said you looked used
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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