just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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