we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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