Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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