Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
