Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Randomize
