I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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