don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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