No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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