if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Randomize
