It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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