Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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