u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
