I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Be still, my beating vagina.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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