Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
