My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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