I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Small penises have feelings too.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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