I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
