remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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