Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Randomize
