no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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