told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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