Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Less talking, more tequila
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
