i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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