Walk of Shame. In a state park.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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