Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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