9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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