I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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