Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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