i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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