Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Randomize
