My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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