So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We smell like vodka and hangover
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