That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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