Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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