Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You've changed since you got that strap on
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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