Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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